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#8912 Feb 22, 2007 at 01:50 AM
Guild Masters
412 Posts
The trolls were happily munching bones, their usual daily persuit, when one looked up and asked, "What is that incessant noise"?

"I don't know", replied his counterpart. "I could swear it was a goblin though".

"It is not a goblin and you are ugly and uncouth" stated the first, " and it is not noise, it is the brilliant observation of a superior species"

"Huh, when did you get smart"? the second troll asked, befuddled.

"Your assumtions of my weak mental prowess, offend me deeply, you......TROLL" !!! growled the first troll. With that he promptly clubbed his compatriot over the head.

Not far away Grelka turned to Fesryn and Halzira and said, "He takes over their minds, carries on a conversation between the mobs and never stops talking."

Fesryn nods and replies, "The most verbose goblin in the clan, without a doubt".

Halzira simply smirks with a knowing look and thinks, "If they only knew the half of it".

Meanwhile Grimbil says, as he continues to manipulate the trolls, "Yeah, first time I have been in aggo stance all week, I mean damage stance, well amounts to the same thing....yada....yada....yada."
I can't play, I am out of Corellian mead.


#8925 Feb 22, 2007 at 02:40 AM
Guild Masters
202 Posts
Absolutely brilliant! Brilliant, I says! smile
When life hands you lemons, kick life in the face and say, "Thank you, but I prefer mangos."